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From
the desk of:
Randy Davis
Date:
Dear
future tile setter,
have laid
ceramic tile my entire life. Well, roughly a little more than 20
years. So you should know you are getting advice from a
professional
tile setter. Not BS from some infomercial "guru".
Now, I'm not
going to lie to you and tell you that everyone who watches my videos
will instantly become a professional tile setter. That's
ridiculous.
As with anything,
becoming a professional takes practice. Besides, most people are to
lazy to turn this into a full-time profession.
But, assuming you have an average IQ of a twelve year old and
the motivation it takes to pick up a few tools and watch me on TV
for two hours you can do this and do a damn good job too!
In fact: When
you are done, no one will ever know you did it yourself (until
you tell them :)
So if you are
ready to learn one of the most fun and rewarding skills on the
planet (and amaze your friends and family at the same time) then
listen up!
But first,
just so that you don't think I'm some weirdo who was just born
yesterday I want to let you in on a few facts about myself..
5
Reasons Why You Should Believe
Me When I Say Can Teach Anyone How To Lay Tile...
1.
I have
worked in the ceramic tile industry for over 20 years. I've done
just about every kind of tile job you can think of many times over.
Here's just a small sample of the companies
I’ve worked with and helped…
University Of Southern Mississippi
Pier
One Imports
Applebee's Restaurant
Wards Restaurants
Burger King
Moore's Funeral Home
Barnhills
The Pain Center
Subway
Wal Oil Gas Stations
Anderson's Paint
B And S Appliances
Engle Construction
West Lake Manor Retirement Home
Forrest General Hospital
William Carey College
Seashore Retirement
Note: If
you prefer individuals that you can call personally and check their
references call me and I will be happy to give you a list of
numbers. However, I can't do it on this web page because it gets
thousands of hits a month and I do not want my clients to kill me.
2.
Also, I'm not just a "tile setter". I'm also a certified teacher.
Anyone can "show" someone how to lay tile but can they teach them?
Well,
look at my credentials. I spent five years of my life working for
the State Rehabilitation Center of Mississippi where I taught
troubled teens and disabled veterans how to master many lines of
work.
Have
you ever read a book or watched a how-to video and asked yourself,
"Huh? What the heck did I just learn" as if someone filled your head
with hot air? Well, you will not get that from my videos. I'm very
precise and I teach it in a way that you can understand and pick up
what I'm saying fairly quickly. I am trained to do so.
3.
I am a
real person! I do not hide behind a P.O. Box. My
homephone is listed at the end of this page. So if my
package is not everything I say and more you can call me and cuss me
to the moon. And you can do it in front of my wife!
4.
While
most people will only guarantee their product for 30 days I give you
8 weeks! It's simple. If my package isn't everything I say simply
request a refund. No questions asked.
I don't care if you
break my CD in half, mix it in with two tons of manure and use it to
fertilize your plants! I am still going to give you your money back!
Period!
Try
getting a guarantee like that from Joe Schmoe's info package.
Bottom line:
You will not find this
being sold from some guy on an infomercial that knows about as much
about setting tile as a monkey knows how to ride a bike! This is a
real educational course that comes with years of pride and
experience.
5.
No waiting for
your mail to arrive!
After your order you are sent directly to a private download page
where you can download all my videos straight from your home
computer. So you can literally be watching my videos within minutes
of placing your order! Burn it to a dvd if you like or simply watch
it on your monitor!
Never
downloaded videos online? Don't worry its easy. I'll show you how in
just a few simple steps that take about 3-5 minutes. It is literally as easy as
clicking a few buttons.
So how much
money and time will these videos save you...?
Here's Proof!
Let's assume you do
have a small job that doesn't require all the information in my
package. Can you afford to make one simple mistake?
Let's take Caesar for
example:
"That worked
perfect!"
(in audio)
Caesar
New Orleans
Click
play to listen
Hey Randy my name is Caesar
and I'm calling from New
Orleans.
I went ahead and downloaded
that video on how to cut a
circle out of a tile and
that worked perfect! Thanks
for the tip and I hope you
make some more videos.
Caesar had a simple
problem. He simply needed to know how to cut a circle out of a tile.
It only took me about 3 minutes in one of my videos to show him how
to do it.
How much do you think
that
one
simple problem would have cost him if he didn't watch the video?
We're not even going
to take into account the time and headache it could have cost him.
Let's simply talk brass tax.
On average a piece of tile costs about
two dollars. Even though Caesar is trying to do this all by himself,
we are going to be modest and assume Caesar is a total genius with
an IQ of 180 (his mom must be very proud) and he only breaks 10
tiles while trying to make a circle.
Money saved:
$10.00 × 2 = $20.00
That's 20 bucks for
one
simple
problem!
Aren't you glad Caeser
got my package?
"After watching the video I figured
it out in a heartbeat!"
(in audio)
Jonathan Brewer
Tennessee
Click
play to listen
Hi, this is Jonathan Brewer. I'm
calling from Tennessee.
I
ordered Randy Davis's videos
from the Internet. I was a
little skeptical at first
because it seemed it wasn't
going to be what I needed. But,
I ended up watching the videos.
One of my problem areas was what
to do around the toilet in the
bathroom. After watching the
video I figured it out in a
heartbeat. He did a real good
job explaining it. I was just
calling him to let him know I
appreciate it and thanks again.
Oh, the bathroom
toilet. That can be a nasty job. However, once again we will try
to be modest (Remember we're pretending Jonathan did not get my
package).
Obviously
there is a number of things that could go wrong with this job such
as flooding, or even severe plumbing damage. However, let's assume
the best case scenario for Jonathan.
Besides, he
seems like a pretty smart guy.
I bet he was a straight A student in high school!
Perhaps he only causes a small leak
that is quickly repaired resulting in the staining of his grout
stretching only 6 feet of his tile job. Six feet = about 28 pieces
of tile he's going to have to chip up
in order to replace the grout (we're not even going to count the
cost of the new tile he's going to have to buy).
Money Saved:
The average piece of
tile = two dollars.
28 × 2 = $56.00
Wow $56.00 for a
simple leak!
I don't know what your
project is or how big. But I do know any job worth doing is worth
doing right. Furthermore, I sincerely believe you will find my
videos to be a household staple for years to come. Also, nothing is
going to compare to the money you are going to save every time you
run into a simple problem.
So what
exactly can you expect to get from my videos?
Making Cuts
On The Cutter Board.
As with anything, there is a right way and a wrong way.
Warning:
Do this the wrong way and it could cost you a
lot of money in broken tile.
I'm going to show
you the correct way to cut your tile to ensure you get the slice you
need. Don't worry it is as easy as doing what I do!
Making Cuts With The Tile Saw.
See it in action! You may not even need the saw but just in case you
do I show you exactly how to use it safely and effectively.
Watch Cutting Around Faucets, Jams
And Wall Plugs. Sound difficult? Once you watch this video, not
only will you be able to perform this task effectively but with
speed. You will not believe just how easy it can be!
Using The Tile Nippers (When And
How). This isanother critical task that could cost you
big if not done correctly. However, once you master this bad boy you
can literally cut the time of your tile job in half!
Sizing The Joints. The size of
your joints can mean the difference between a professional tile job
and an amateur job gone bad.
However, using this one short cut I'm going to show you, you could
not only save the entire tile job but it is so effective that...your
friends will swear you've been doing this for years!
Installing Backer-Board.
How hard can it be? A hammer and a few nails and you're ready to go
right? Not so fast. First, let's go over the do's and dont's.
The last thing I want you to do is end up ripping it up and starting
over. Watch as I walk you through the correct process.
See How To Lay It Out. Don't
go by your instincts alone. Watch my video as we get this down to a
simple science using up-to-date short cuts that even many seasoned
tile setters don't know about!
How To Mix And Spread Thin-Set.
Without proper instructions you could waste a lot of thin-set (and
money) trying to figure this one out! You don't want to mix your
thin-set to thin and you sure as heck don't want lumps in it!
I will show you exactly how to mix it to a perfect stir. It is easy
as one, two, three!
How To Grout Ceramic Tile! It's
really simple once you learn it. Let's make sure you get it right
the first time by leaving no pinholes in your grout (trust me they
are ugly). I'm also going to show you the easiest way to clean
it so you don't end up with smudges covering your beautiful tile
job!
I can hear you now, "Oh
great Randy. You mean I have to watch hours of videos? I don't have time
for this huge learning curve."
Once again, I keep it
short and sweet.
There is
no need to drag it out.
I've got this down to a
science. The videos are literally made so that you can watch as you lay
your tile!
I've
simply taken every shortcut I have learned in over twenty years of
experience and crammed it into two hours of dynamite packed skill so
that you can learn all the shortcuts that take most people years to
discover!
This package has been
tweaked and perfected countless times and built into a rock solid course
specifically made so that you can literally become a tile setter within
moments of watching!
"But Randy I don't need to
know all of this stuff. My problem is simply _________________."
I Can
Guarantee You, No Matter How Big Or Small Your Project Is, You Are Going
To Come Out Ahead By Getting My Package.
Here's Proof!
How do I know for sure?
It's simple math. Let's assume you do have a small job that doesn't
require all the information in my package.
Can you afford to make a
simple mistake?
Let's take Ceasar for
example:
"That worked perfect!"
(in audio)
Caesar
New Orleans
Click play to listen
Hey Randy my
name is Caesar and I'm calling from New
Orleans.
I went ahead and downloaded that video on
how to cut a circle out of a tile and that
worked perfect! Thanks for the tip and I
hope you make some more videos.
Caesar had a simple
problem. He simply needed to know how to cut a circle out of a tile. It
only took me about 3 minutes in one of my videos to show him how to do
it.
How much do you think that
one simple
problem would have cost him if he didn't watch the video?
We're not even going to
take into account the time and headache it could have cost him. Let's
simply talk brass tax.
On average a piece of tile
costs about two dollars. Even though Caesar is trying to do this all by
himself, we are going to be modest and assume Caesar is a total genius
with an IQ of 180 (his mom must be very proud) and he only breaks 10
tiles while trying to make a circle.
$10.00 × 2 = $20.00
That's 20 bucks for one
simple
problem!
Aren't you glad Caeser got
my package?
"After watching the video I figured it out in a
heartbeat!"
(in audio)
Jonathan Brewer
Tennessee
Click play to listen
Hi, this is
Jonathan Brewer. I'm calling from Tennessee.
I ordered Randy
Davis's videos from the Internet. I was a little
skeptical at first because it seemed it wasn't
going to be what I needed. But, I ended up
watching the videos.
One of my problem
areas was what to do around the toilet in the
bathroom. After watching the video I figured it
out in a heartbeat. He did a real good job
explaining it. I was just calling him to let him
know I appreciate it and thanks again.
Oh, the bathroom
toilet. That can be a nasty job. However, once again we will try
to be modest (Remember we're pretending Jonathan did not get my
package).
Obviously
there is a number of things that could go wrong with this job such as
flooding, or even severe plumbing damage. However, let's assume the best
case scenario for Jonathan.
Besides, he seems like a pretty smart guy.
I bet he was a straight A student in high school!
Perhaps he only causes a small leak
that is quickly repaired resulting in the staining of his grout
stretching only 6 feet of his tile job. Six feet = about 28 pieces of
tile he's going to have to chip up
in order to replace the grout (we're not even going to count the cost of
the new tile he's going to have to buy).
The average piece of
tile = two dollars.
28 × 2 = $56.00
Wow $56.00 for a
simple leak!
I don't know what your
project is or how big. But I do know any job worth doing is worth doing
right. Furthermore, I sincerely believe you will find my
videos to be a household staple for years to come. Also, nothing is
going to compare to the money you are going to save every time you run
into a simple problem.
This
is an invitation.
Join me on my private
site where I will personally take you by the hand in my videos and show
you everything you need to know to give your home a beautiful tile job.
Where else are you
going to get this information?
Besides, even if you
do find something similar I can almost guarantee you that they won't
have nearly the amount of experience I have.
Plus, my private site
is jam packed with nothing but the goodies. No fluff and no hype.
What are you waiting for? You are just moments away from becoming a
tile setter!
Remember: Here is
everything you will get within seconds of your order. All videos are
downloadable directly from my private site or sent to your home by snail
mail.
Cutting around faucets, jams , wall plugs , and more
Video 3
How to Mix and Spread Thin-Set!
Including...
Measuring and thickness
Why gray or white
Avoiding lumps
Using the correct tools
How to correctly spread
Video 4
How to Grout Ceramic Tile!
Including...
Measuring and thickness
Choosing the right color
Spreading of grout
How to get it clean the first time
Mixing the grout
Grouting with epoxy
50 Answers To My Most
Frequently Asked Questions In Full Detail!
All In
Audio!
Don't let
the sight of "frequently asked questions" fool you. There is a heap of
information in this section that if sold separately could cost a
bundle.
With each
question I go into complete detail and discuss the concern, the solution
and perhaps the alternatives.
Are Cheap Tiles Good
Can Floor Tile Be Used On The Wall
Can I Install Tile In A Mobile Home
Can I Lay New Tile On Top Of Old Tile
Can I Lay Tile On Wood Floors
Can I Lay Tile On Vinyl
Can I Put Anything On My Tile To Make it Shine
Can I Stain My Grout
Can Wall Tiles Be Used On Floors
Can You Drill A Hole In Tile
Can I Install Tile Out Doors
Can I Clean Old Grout
Do I Need To Remove My Wall Paper
Hardy Backer Or Wonder-Board
How Thin Should Grout Be
How To Clean Grout Haze
How To Measure For Tile
How To Remove Vinyl
Is My Shower Leaking
Adding Color To Grout
Mixing With Only Half A Unit Of Epoxy
Should You Use Grout Release With Epoxy
How Does Epoxy Set Up
What To Do In The Case Of A Warped Blade
What To Do If Your Thin-set Is Drying To Fast
What Size Saw To Use
Nails Or Screws In Backer-Board
Replacing A Chipped Tile
Sanded Grout Or Not
Should I Seal My Tile
Should I Tape Backer-Board
Should I Use Spacers
Should I Tile Under My Toilet
What Color Thin-Set To Use
What About A Creak In The Slab
What Is The Difference Between Marble and Granite
What Kind Of Thin-set With Backer-Board
What Size Backer-Board
What Size Grout Joint
When To Grout The Tile
Will Tile Chip
Will I Need A Saw
Is Epoxy Good Grout
Is Porcelain Better Than Ceramic
What Kind Of Tile To Use Around A Fireplace
Lay Tile Over Formica
What To Do If Grout Begins To Crack
Cutting Tile Without Water
Removing Old Grout
When Using Glue With Tile, How Long Should You Wait To Gout
The Saw And Safety
Should You Use Sanded Grout With Marble
What Size Cutting Blade Should You Use
Look, I doubt very
seriously you're going to need my help after viewing the videos.
However, I don't want there to be any problems whatsoever. I want to
be absolutely sure that your experience with my package is
nothing less than superb.
Therefore, I am
making myself available to you in a way very few people do by
offering one on one mentoring.
Meaning: After you
watch my easy to follow videos ( which a twelve year old could
follow) and you STILL need assistance I will personally be
there to assist you! Try to get that from anywhere else!
So, how much would
you expect to pay for this amazing offer?
Ok, now let's forget for a moment that
you're saving hundreds if not thousands of dollars by doing this
yourself and not hiring a tile setter.
How much money do you think you could
save simply by avoiding just one of these costly mistakes?
Let's do a rough estimate...
Laying out floor tile incorrectly:of course this one problem
alone could cost the entire job. However since we're trying to make a
point, let's assume the best case
scenario. So, your job is off course causing a small curve in your
floor. Nothing a small grinder can't fix. We will even take it a step
further and assume the curve only stretched out 6 feet resulting in only
12 ruined tiles and a hand full of grout.
$12.00
Breaking or chipping more than 20 tiles: count yourself lucky
if you don't have any knowledge about cutting tile and you only break or
chip 20 pieces =
$18.00
Ruining only one good bag of
mortar:once again we're assuming
the average newbie is very lucky =$12.00
Ruining only half a bag of grout:
you would be surprised at how easy this could happen simply by not
following a few simple instructions =
$11.00
Not correctly spacing your tile: depending on how many tile
you misplace this one mistake could really add up. But let's just say
you only misplace about 20 tiles = $18.00
Using random size
tile:it happens all the time. You think you're getting a good deal on
your tile, pop your line, make your cuts, then before you know it you
notice the tile you spent your hard earned money on is all different
shapes and sizes. How did this happen? Let's assume that this is
just a glitch (very unlikely) and you only come across 17 odd shaped
tiles. Wasted tiles =$16.00
Not cleaning the grout correctly:you may not even
notice the mess until the next day. One minute you have a nicely done
grout job and the next minute you notice smudges all over your beautiful
tile! Hiring someone to clean this mess could cost a fortune. However,
let's be modest and assume all it needs is a good buffing. Cost to rent
buffer =
$40.00
Re-assembling pipes, toilet or sink
incorrectly:obviously there is a
number of things that could go wrong when making this mistake such as
flooding, or even severe plumbing damage. However, let's just assume the
best case scenario. Perhaps you only cause a small leak that is quickly
repaired resulting in the staining of your grout stretching only 3 feet
of your tile job. Three feet = about 14 pieces of tile =
$28.00
Incorrectly grouting with epoxy: this could cause a real
problem with your grout not setting up properly. However, once again,
we're going to be fairly modest and assume you were only grouting a
small area resulting in a loss of only half a bag of epoxy. =
$19.00
Not properly preparing the surface:once again, this is
something that could cost the entire job. However, for the sake of
proving a point we will assume the best case scenario. Let's assume
there were no problems with the actual "surface" itself. Allthough,
it wasn't properly cleaned resulting in loose tiles. Furthermore, we
will assume this was a fairly small tile job resulting in the following
losses: half a bag of grout, only 5 chipped tiles and half a bag of
thin-set. Modest estimate =
$22.00
Those are just a few
of the small mistakes people make. Much bigger ones could cost
the entire job. However, I think you get the picture.
As we can see,
the price to pay for making just a few small mistakes can
add up fairly quickly.
Now, I know I could charge a fortune for this information considering
the money you'll be saving (not to mention you won't find anything
like this anywhere else).
However, my goal is to make my package affordable to everyone and not
just some tile setter that wants to make a quick buck using my
strategies.
So, how much would you expect to pay for these killer shortcuts?
$300.00? $150.00?Well, even if I sold it for $150.00 it would be a steal
considering how much it would cost to hire someone. However, I'd like to
go overboard a little...
If you act today you can get my complete
"how to lay tile" package for the ridiculously low price of $ 27.95!
That's the average cost of two boxes of tile! And, its guaranteed to pay
for itself many times over.
Also, don't forget my rock
solid guarantee! There's nothing to lose and time and money to save!
There you have it!
I've shown you my credentials, so that you know I am capable of
backing up my offer.
I've shown everything you will receive through my private site by
taking advantage of my special offer (or by mail).
We even broke it all down to a science
by doing the math and proving that this package could pay for
itself simply by preventing just one small mistake!
Furthermore, on top of all that, I have given you my rock solid
guarantee that is good for eight weeks.
How could you not
order my package?
You wouldn't attempt to
repair a car without the proper tools would you? Neither would you
attempt to build a house without first designing a blueprint.
Do you honestly feel doing
this tile job without my videos is the right decision?
I can't make you order
my package, all I can do is recommend it. However...
I
will leave you with one final thought:
Over the years I've
employed several different tile helpers to assist me with my jobs.
It was never hard to
teach them simple things like grouting, laying tile, cutting,
etc. However, there is one thing I found myself repeating several
times over...
"Do a perfect job," I
would say, "because, if you do a perfect job then you will only make
a few mistakes. That comes with being human. However, do
anything less than perfect and people will notice."
There is no doubt
about it.
Millions of people all
over the world will go about their tile jobs without knowing about
these videos.
Some will waste
hundreds if not thousands hiring a tile setter to do the job for
them.
Some will try it
themselves without any professional advice at all and it will
cost them a fortune in losses.
I don't want that to
be you.
I want you to do a
perfect job!
Why leave one stone
unturned? Let's do a perfect job!
Let's do it together!
May every tile you lay be
as beautiful as the home you live in.
Sincerely,
I want to take
advantage of this special offer today and receive Tile Made
Easy.™
I understand
the members area is full of goodies and by ordering today I will
have full access to all the videos plus bonuses.
I also
understand I have eight weeks to request a refund if I am not
100% satisfied and if your private site is not everything you
claim I will do just that!
So, stop
trying to convince me of what I already know and let me in now!
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P.S. Still
skeptical? I don't blame you. We've never met, so its hard to know what
to expect. That's why I'm giving you 60 days to try it out. If you
aren't able to complete an outstanding tile job within just a short time
of watching my videos... just shoot me an email and you will get your
investment back in full.
But, If you only received just one tiny
gold nugget from my videos and it saved you just a few hundred dollars
in labor...wouldn't it still be worth the measly 27.95? But, with
everything you are receiving, this small investment in your home is
guaranteed to pay for itself over and over again!
P.P.S. Remember, you are getting my videos plus...the two bonuses when you order by the deadline, plus
I'm locking your price in at only 27.95 when you claim your spot within
the next 24 hours. Plus...
You've got 60 days to try it out! But I guarantee you will begin
seeing results immediately . And, If the results don't met your
expectations... shoot me an email for your full refund! You wont find
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Randy Davis & Partners
Home Address: 583 Riels Rd Seminary MS 39479 - Home Phone:
601-467-8089
Email address: Randy@Tilemadeasy.com